I’m just gonna keep posting these.
my contribution to thedailypyro blog
Hey big boy…….
Why does France have so many revolutions?
i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
wow do you guys understand how much this made me cry when i saw it
my favorite analogy to long distance relationships
^^^ Wow now it’s meaning just intensified x40835 times over.
what’s this? a giveaway?
yes it is!
dun dun dun…
ADRNIRED’S HOLIDAY AMAZON GIFT CARD GIVEAWAY!
So now that i have some cash, i thought it would be nice to spread some around for the holidays!
-you don’t have to be following me, but i’ll throw in extra cash and maybe even some candy if you do
-must reblog this by christmas eve. I’l have the code for the card to send to the winner on christmas day.
-no giveaway blogs, because that’s unfair.
$25 worth of gift cards to amazon.com!
(if you follow me I’ll throw in an extra $10)
but, if this gets an insane amount of notes or something, I’ll throw in some extra extra goodies as well ;)
happy holidays! and may the reblog be ever in your favor!
Now you must fight my true form!